Dear Aunt Flow,

Why did you have to return?? I didn't miss you one bit, I hope you know. And why did you have to bring bitchy, crampy, and hormonal with you? I know you only come once a month, but its been 18 months since you've been here and now you seem worse than I ever remember.  I am really hoping you only decide to stay for 3 or 4 days like you did before. I really think you should leave before Valentine's day. I'd like to spend that time with my hubby and NOT you. I will give you this much though...I was glad to see you, just at first, cuz Noah doesn't need a little sibling yet. But now that your here, feel free to go, and don't come back till next month. Please...pretty please...

Thanks,
Michelle